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*: * So* Much * Random * Talking * Here :* ~Episode III (pg. 788)
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| Sushipunk |
Oh, right. I thought.... yeah, like he thought his dick was always too fat or something, haha :wtf: |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Oh, right. I thought.... yeah, like he thought his dick was always too fat or something, haha :wtf: | :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| djhaziel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Skez
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Remember, there will always be hoes, but only a good woman will give you right and call you the next day.
/Danny Bonaduce |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Skez
I really got to stop ing random whores that I meet at the bar and dance floor. Now that I'm a 27 year old man I have to start looking for a wifey. I swear to god I don't even know where to start looking besides church and the bull arrangements my mother tries to make with her friend's daughters, nieces etc, it comes with the territory with being of Slavic descent. :( |
i think you have a better chance finding a $10 bill on the ground when you're going about your daily buisness rather then spending all day looking at the floor. It's a stupid analogy but really i think if you spend the effort bettering yourself as a person and becoming the qualities you're looking for in a spouse, you're more likely to find success. |
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| Fledz |
| That's absolutely true Wiener. People seem to be more attracted to those who don't seem to be looking, rather than the ones hitting on every second person. |
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| Sushipunk |
Ordered Thai food last night. Duck with cashew nuts, etc.
Man, I have been pumping out THE worst smelling farts all day today. Fully crop-dusted some people while grocery shopping today. The woman looked completely disgusted with this other guy that was standing there. Success! |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Ordered Thai food last night. Duck with cashew nuts, etc.
Man, I have been pumping out THE worst smelling farts all day today. Fully crop-dusted some people while grocery shopping today. The woman looked completely disgusted with this other guy that was standing there. Success! | :stongue: that's awesome |
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| leph555 |
ffs they are protesting at the mosque site right now, I can even hear "born in the usa" playing
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by leph555
ffs they are protesting at the mosque site right now, I can even hear "born in the usa" playing
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I'm so glad i'm not watching TV right now. |
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| st3nc |
| when i come back to this thread at 11:30pm tonight there better be 11 funny posts or im never gonna post in this thread again |
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| leph555 |
| only 10 more posts to go |
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