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*: * So* Much * Random * Talking * Here :* ~Episode III (pg. 1466)
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| tubularbills |
| we've hit 40+C for three days in a row now. you all. |
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| Sushipunk |
Been 24-27C for the last few days, with an unseasonable low of 21-23C a few days ago. That was weird.
I love Autumn, and I love you all. |
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| Ian |
I'm so gonna get banned from stores soon
today, went into one and got most of what I needed, on the end aisle was the eggs and so I go for them & this woman who I'd estimate in her late 60s is blocking it with her trolley and her person. Dialogue:
Me: Excuse me
nothing
Me: Excuse me please
her: and what do YOU want?
me: half a dozen eggs and some manners
*survey shelves*
hmm, looks like we're all out of manners here. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
I'm so gonna get banned from stores soon
today, went into one and got most of what I needed, on the end aisle was the eggs and so I go for them & this woman who I'd estimate in her late 60s is blocking it with her trolley and her person. Dialogue:
Me: Excuse me
nothing
Me: Excuse me please
her: and what do YOU want?
me: half a dozen eggs and some manners
*survey shelves*
hmm, looks like we're all out of manners here. |
Ugh.
Next time, take the Ted Promo angle to the conversation.
"What do YOU want?"
"I want to harvest your eggs, and make sure your children are buried by the chavs. Occularly". |
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| Ian |
| thankfully her breeding days should be long gone. My auntie & uncle are in their early 60s and are so much fun, but they never had kids & have travelled the world so maybe that's why. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
thankfully her breeding days should be long gone. My auntie & uncle are in their early 60s and are so much fun, but they never had kids & have travelled the world so maybe that's why. |
Travelling is bliss :tongue2
Best experience in my life. |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
what did he get arrested for , I wonder |
Probably being under the influence, possession, stuff the cops make up as they go :p
The biggest threat to supermarkets here is pram-ragers. Basically get some scrubber with 1-3 kids, $400 pram the size of a small SUV and nothing to look forward to but a leaky bladder, droopy baps and offspring of most vile behavior for the next however many years.
Because they managed to convince someone to mate and produce offspring, they apparently have the right to run people over.
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Travelling is bliss :tongue2 |
Except when you have to do it for work... think I flushed some of the best years of my life away in transcontinental flights and sitting in airports. |
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| stren |
| didn't know being under the influence was a crime :wtf: |
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| kadomony |
| got my first speeding ticket last night. cop followed me all the way back to my house before putting on the lights :o |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
got my first speeding ticket last night. cop followed me all the way back to my house before putting on the lights :o |
but you got home quickly so it's alright? |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
but you got home quickly so it's alright? |
lolol, i like your reasoning |
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| Rose |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Been 24-27C for the last few days, with an unseasonable low of 21-23C a few days ago. That was weird.
I love Autumn, and I love you all. |
:wtf:
Calm down, you hippie :stongue: |
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