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*: * So* Much * Random * Talking * Here :* ~Episode III (pg. 1733)
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| Moongoose |
| God damnit, just broke my favourite coffee mug that was given to me as a gift by my parents when i started college :( So only the handle went so its still basically usable, but damnit it was my favourite one :( |
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| WittyHandle |
Smash it and cut your throat with the largest shard.
It's the only honorable thing to do. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
We had this really picky annoying bitch over the other night (fat) who kept making comments about how basically every ingredient that i was using wasn't good for her and how she can't eat anything because of her diet. I told her I would make her a special dish that they use in Africa for dieting purposes. She actually got pretty excited and started talking non stop about Dr. Oz. When i served everyone at the table, I handed her an empty plate. The men at the table thought it was funny, the chicks...not so much.
The best part ended up being that this mouth breather had seconds of all the stuff she couldn't eat. I hope that every extra bite tasted humiliating you dumb fat whore.
/rage.
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
I handed her an empty plate. |
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| Fledz |
| Hahahahaha, epic win Jay :haha: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moongoose
God damnit, just broke my favourite coffee mug that was given to me as a gift by my parents when i started college :( So only the handle went so its still basically usable, but damnit it was my favourite one :( |
Can't Super Bonder fix it? |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| I broke the #1 rule and I fell in love with a fuking stripper. She was the reason why I got up and gave her money on the stage (twice). Towards the end of the night my friends call her over to say that I liked her and she gave me the sickest lap dance. After, she sat next to me and we chatted about random for like 5 mins. Kissed her on the cheek goodbye and she grabbed my ass. Best 3$ of my friends money I ever spent haha. She was hot and only 22 :x. :( |
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| Moongoose |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Can't Super Bonder fix it? |
Coffee mugs are like hips on an elderly person. Sure you can repair them after they brake, but they are never exactly the same again are they :( |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
I broke the #1 rule and I fell in love with a fuking stripper. She was the reason why I got up and gave her money on the stage (twice). Towards the end of the night my friends call her over to say that I liked her and she gave me the sickest lap dance. After, she sat next to me and we chatted about random for like 5 mins. Kissed her on the cheek goodbye and she grabbed my ass. Best 3$ of my friends money I ever spent haha. She was hot and only 22 :x. :( |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| Jake was back in Seattle tonight and headlined an after hours joint. He in murdered the place. Jam packed and rockin out!!!! |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Jake was back in Seattle tonight and headlined an after hours joint. He in murdered the place. Jam packed and rockin out!!!! |
I wanna see those pics/vids NOW. :mad:
Also, I blame my set on the fact that I walked into this ****** just sitting on the turntable. Best good luck charm EVER.
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
I broke the #1 rule and I fell in love with a fuking stripper. She was the reason why I got up and gave her money on the stage (twice). Towards the end of the night my friends call her over to say that I liked her and she gave me the sickest lap dance. After, she sat next to me and we chatted about random for like 5 mins. Kissed her on the cheek goodbye and she grabbed my ass. Best 3$ of my friends money I ever spent haha. She was hot and only 22 :x. :( |
Err...what? |
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