| Silky Johnson |
LMFAO!!!
See, yours is funnier because you were out in public, and you knew what you were doing...but I'll tell my story...
Basically what happened was, my bf and I split a 60 of gin that night (yes, a 60). So I woke up in the middle of the night, buck naked and piss wasted, needing to take a piss. I was so drunk and disoriented that I just grabbed at the first door handle I could find, because I knew the bathroom was to the side of the bed. Finally I got the door open and sat down (on what I thought was) the toilet, and just let'er rip. After a couple seconds I realized something about the way my pee was hitting the toilet bowl didn't sound right, and it must have woken my bf up too. He opened up the door and asked, "What the ell are you doing??" And I replied, "Fuggoff blarbleblarblegrumble...!", and slammed the door back on him, lol.
Turns out I was peeing on a chair that was stacked away in the closet. Ahahahahaha. |
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