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::-:: *Random * Talking * on * TA* ::-:: (pg. 2668)
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| Frenchie |
Muaahahahaa!
0oohh ohhh!! My hairy cunt My hairy cunt!! |
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| Frenchie |
| And Ian, i'd more than happy to pack you in my suitcase!! |
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Muaahahahaa!
0oohh ohhh!! My hairy cunt My hairy cunt!! |
:wtf:
edit- oh ok, i didnt see the previous page :stongue: |
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| Ted Promo |
so apparently some gent I know who goes to Georgia Southern has a friend there (I bet you would've never believed that). This friend recently went to the doctor because his gluts hurt (especially the sphincter part) and he wanted to figure out whether he had 'roids, or something in that regard. The doctor examined him and afterward asked him this awkward, startling, and rather pertinent interrogative, "How long have you been engaging in anal sex?"
Bewildered, he replied, "I haven't, doctor, I'm not like that."
The doctor insisted and the friend continued to refute the claims. In any case, he was wholly perplexed by the whole situation and, in turn, became suspicious of everyone. Namely, HIS roomate(s). He began to sift through his roomate(s)' belongings only to discover a bottle of ether. Not to mention, this bottle was over two-thirds empty. A red flag appeared almost instantly and he then decided to file a complaint with the police.
Soon after reporting that he suspected his roomate(s) had been knocking him out with ether and then butting him while he was asleep, unbeknownst, and therefore none the wiser, the police went ahead and incarcerated his roomate(s). The roomate(s) are awaiting trial and I think are going to spend the duration in jail unless someone can post bail. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
so apparently some gent I know who goes to Georgia Southern has a friend there (I bet you would've never believed that). This friend recently went to the doctor because his gluts hurt (especially the sphincter part) and he wanted to figure out whether he had 'roids, or something in that regard. The doctor examined him and afterward asked him this awkward, startling, and rather pertinent interrogative, "How long have you been engaging in anal sex?"
Bewildered, he replied, "I haven't, doctor, I'm not like that."
The doctor insisted and the friend continued to refute the claims. In any case, he was wholly perplexed by the whole situation and, in turn, became suspicious of everyone. Namely, HIS roomate(s). He began to sift through his roomate(s)' belongings only to discover a bottle of ether. Not to mention, this bottle was over two-thirds empty. A red flag appeared almost instantly and he then decided to file a complaint with the police.
Soon after reporting that he suspected his roomate(s) had been knocking him out with ether and then butting him while he was asleep, unbeknownst, and therefore none the wiser, the police went ahead and incarcerated his roomate(s). The roomate(s) are awaiting trial and I think are going to spend the duration in jail unless someone can post bail. |
thats ing rank! some good roomies he had there. |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
ing roomies |
you subliminal cat. I want your liminals. And your subs. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
you subliminal cat. I want your liminals. And your subs. |
LOL |
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| Clovis |
Guys shoulda used KY.
And wow so that really works?! SO trying this on jennypie in Detroit. :D |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
Guys shoulda used KY.
And wow so that really works?! SO trying this on jennypie in Detroit. :D |
ether to me just seems soooo Rhet Butler. Now chloroform, talk about lacking a heart but having a dick full of malice. That's what's up. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
so apparently some gent I know who goes to Georgia Southern has a friend there (I bet you would've never believed that). This friend recently went to the doctor because his gluts hurt (especially the sphincter part) and he wanted to figure out whether he had 'roids, or something in that regard. The doctor examined him and afterward asked him this awkward, startling, and rather pertinent interrogative, "How long have you been engaging in anal sex?"
Bewildered, he replied, "I haven't, doctor, I'm not like that."
The doctor insisted and the friend continued to refute the claims. In any case, he was wholly perplexed by the whole situation and, in turn, became suspicious of everyone. Namely, HIS roomate(s). He began to sift through his roomate(s)' belongings only to discover a bottle of ether. Not to mention, this bottle was over two-thirds empty. A red flag appeared almost instantly and he then decided to file a complaint with the police.
Soon after reporting that he suspected his roomate(s) had been knocking him out with ether and then butting him while he was asleep, unbeknownst, and therefore none the wiser, the police went ahead and incarcerated his roomate(s). The roomate(s) are awaiting trial and I think are going to spend the duration in jail unless someone can post bail. |
Wow :wtf: |
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| noikeee |
| :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Wow :wtf: |
...road trip to Georgia?
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