| Theresa |
I had a fricken hilarious/awesome night.
Finished work at 11:45PM... the BF comes to get me and we go to a house party.
We get there, have a drink... then we all pick up and go to the local gay bar.
We get there, I down 8 shots in a span of about an hour. I am drunk.
Drunk Theresa with hot BF = total slut.
So I am grinding him, and whispering , and being a TOTAL tease. It was awesome.
Then this guy, dressed as a woman comes up to offer us shots. (S)he then proceeds to STRADDLE my BF. I almost died. He isn't entirely homophobic, but he doesn't like the idea of another guy wanting him. His facial expression of confused horror masked by joking playfulness nearly put me on the floor.
Eventually we end up leaving, and he tells me about how he was freaked the hell out. I then told him
"who cares? It's a compliment. He thought you were teh sex (I didn't say teh sex... I said sexy, but I am interwebbing it up for you). You should be flattered. And really. It isn't like you're doing some guy. Who are you going to be doing in 20 mins? That's right... ME! And I am definitely a woman."
Then *insert raunchy sex story here*
And we both passed out :D
So, he is driving me home, and I suddenly get a call from no other than WILL! Aka Tubularbills. He is tanked and yelling and being hilarious. I am just struggling to hear him. LOL! Awesomeness.
Now that I have raided the fridge and got plenty of water, I am posting on TA... cause I love you guys THAT much.
LOL @ word not liking "interwebbing"... yea, I used word to make this legible. I am drunk after all. |
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