| gehzumteufel |
[02.01 19:32] lomeli: MEPS sucks
[02.01 19:32] gehzumteufel: MEPS?
[02.01 19:32] lomeli: military entrance processing station
[02.01 19:32] gehzumteufel: ahh
[02.01 19:32] gehzumteufel: you got in?
[02.01 19:32] lomeli: i waited for 6 hours to do something that took 10 minutes
[02.01 19:32] gehzumteufel: haha
[02.01 19:32] gehzumteufel: owned!
[02.01 19:32] gehzumteufel: in more way than one
[02.01 19:32] gehzumteufel: lol
[02.01 19:32] lomeli: majorly owned
[02.01 19:32] lomeli: haha
[02.01 19:32] lomeli: YUP
[02.01 19:32] lomeli: i wasnt on the list to eat either
[02.01 19:33] gehzumteufel: cause now your owned by the government even WORSE than before!
[02.01 19:33] gehzumteufel: haha
[02.01 19:33] lomeli: lol
[02.01 19:33] lomeli: not quite yet
[02.01 19:33] lomeli: i get my test results back on monday
[02.01 19:33] gehzumteufel: dude..your gonna get 900 a month
[02.01 19:33] gehzumteufel: why do you want to go into that!?
[02.01 19:33] lomeli: because its badass
[02.01 19:33] gehzumteufel: your gonna be broke for the rest of your life!
[02.01 19:33] gehzumteufel: lol
[02.01 19:33] lomeli: nah
[02.01 19:33] lomeli: i'll be living comfortably
[02.01 19:33] gehzumteufel: in a shack
[02.01 19:33] gehzumteufel: lol
[02.01 19:33] lomeli: everything is gonna be paid for
[02.01 19:34] lomeli: thats my money to spend on alcohol
[02.01 19:34] gehzumteufel: dude...living in a shanty doesnt count as comfortable living
[02.01 19:34] gehzumteufel: lol
[02.01 19:34] lomeli: its an apartment
[02.01 19:34] gehzumteufel: haha
[02.01 19:34] lomeli: the army isnt how you think it is
[02.01 19:34] gehzumteufel: lol
[02.01 19:34] lomeli: you'll be paying for me to get drunk :-)
[02.01 19:35] gehzumteufel: haha
[02.01 19:35] lomeli: but yea, meps was the worst
[02.01 19:35] lomeli: EVERYONE is an
[02.01 19:35] gehzumteufel: haha yeah
[02.01 19:35] lomeli: and the doctors are soooo old
[02.01 19:35] gehzumteufel: cause they got a lot of superman kids coming in
[02.01 19:35] lomeli: their hands shake when they touch your balls
[02.01 19:36] gehzumteufel: they want to suck your dick is why
[02.01 19:36] lomeli: and since their almost blind, when they ask you to spread your ass cheeks, they are literally sniffing your ass since they are so close
[02.01 19:36] lomeli: they're*
[02.01 19:36] gehzumteufel: LOL
[02.01 19:37] lomeli: no bueno
[02.01 19:37] gehzumteufel: you liked it shut up
[02.01 19:37] gehzumteufel: LOL
[02.01 19:38] gehzumteufel: j/k
[02.01 19:38] lomeli: LOL
[02.01 19:38] gehzumteufel: i hate having anyone other than the a chick im ing touching my balls
[02.01 19:38] lomeli: haha, seriously
[02.01 19:38] lomeli: they even joked around...
[02.01 19:38] lomeli: "Has anyone played with your balls yet?"
[02.01 19:39] lomeli: those s...
[02.01 19:40] gehzumteufel: hahahaha |
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