| Masonious |
Why isn't the ground littered with rotting dead squirrel carcasses or at the very least their skeletons? I mean, the little bastards are everywhere, hopping gaily from branch to branch, my back yard is practically swarming with them but I have YET to see a lifeless squirrel fall from a tree.
With the sheer number of squirrels in my backyard I'd expect to have to take a pitchfork to the place every few weeks or so but nary a one has been found.
So why? Why don't I see old decrepit squirrels with long beards and canes spreadeagled beneath my trees?! |
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