| tubularbills |
I'll try to keep this short and simple as much as possible.
- Friday of memorial day weekend: went to New Orleans. got laid. oral sex, unprotected; anal sex, protected :gsmile:
- Sunday, noticed a few "bumps" around the groind area.:nervous:
- Tuesday, dog dies of kidney failure :(
- Wednesday, got promoted :)
- Thursday, slight burning w/ urination :(:(
- Friday, get tested for herpes :nervous:
- Saturday, burning and blood w/ urination. dishcharge.:mad: go to the ER at 1230am. doc says i prolly got gonorrhea. :( says bumps are "bug bites" (asked if i had sex in the woods, lol). got tested for gonorrhea & chlamydia & syphillis. TEST ING HURT OH MY ING GOD  . got a shot of antibiotics.
- Sunday, blood stops w/ urination. :)
- Monday, go to base clinic to get a follow up. Doc says no more blood in urine. bumps are most likely bug bites (not herpes/crabs). (what sucked about this is that the public health office came in and was like, "we're here to stop the infection...we need names and numbers of everyone you've had sex w/ in the past three months" and i'm like, "it was a total RANDOM occurance on bourbon street. i didn't even know her name". so they're like, "ok, well we have to put this in our health record that you had gonorrea". and i'm like, "ok, i guess that's fine"....after work i call the ER: get test results from ER: NEGATIVE for gon/chly/syph. (GOOD NEWS!) :):):):):):)
- Tuesday, get results from off base clinic - NEGATIVE for herpes1&2. :):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
so i'm disease free (YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY).....but the thing is, i think i had a kidney stone :wtf: which is starting to kind of worry me because my dog had kidney problems...and i'm wondering if something is in my water :wtf::nervous:...either that, or its heriditary...i found out my mom's side, my grandfather had kidney cancer (on top of heart problems, which i'm sure i'll have too).
either that or a UTI, kidney infection, or some kind of other weird infection or something; that the shot of antibiotics and zithromax that the ER gave me has since cleared up. the shot in the ass hurt like a sonofabitch:whip:, as well as the STD test (cotton swab in your penis....HOLY :(:(:(:(:mad::whip: ). as for the bumps, well, the DRs said it must have been some kind of bugs in the bed (mites or whatever, so they gave me some cream for that, which is fixing the problem).
the timing of all this is weird/sick irony that it all happened like after another romp in new orleans....ugh
cor version: i went to new orleans, and came back clean! WOOT. GOOD NEWS!
and now i'm sure you all are glad you read that:tongue2 |
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