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| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Ouch, Ned. Here's hoping for the best. 
In other news, I had a customer complaint filed against me today. Myself, three co-workers and a supervisor were all working on the floor. One of the co-workers, a 16 year-old girl, obviously hadn't paid attention during fifth grade health class and didn't know what Crabs was. I took it upon myself to explain it to her. The conversation somehow progressed from there into discussion of The Aristocrats which only my supervisor and I had seen. After explaining the concept to the other co-workers, I again took it upon myself to recite various short pieces from this scene in front of passing customers.
The lady said I used "lewd sexual conduct" and she was incredibly offended and will probably never shop at our store again. |
Hahaha, :stongue:
Idoru, if she ever comes back, you need to say:
"Hi Ma'am, how were your crabs today... !!! ...errr, I mean, how was your day today? We have a special on crabs, umm, crab cakes, today.
They last a life time you know? The crab cakes, I mean. If you freeze them. They taste great too.
Oh! Perfect for entertaining! I know you've had them before, they always go down a hit at parties." |
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