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So one of the moderators on the AMP forums is a porn star - well, I guess not so much a star, she just does porn.
In any event, this article was posted and I couldn't help but laugh - people who write about porn are hilarious:
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Halia Hill: New Kid on the Cock
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – Porn newbie Halia Hill is just getting her wet in the adult biz, considering she’s only been in it for less than two weeks. Halia Hill has been a porn star for barely two weeks, but says living with five other porn stars has helped her adjust to the ins and outs of the business. But if she continues to have “orgy night” with her five co-worker roommates, she’ll be acting like a veteran in no time. Hill, who filmed a “Naughty Office” scene with Naughty America March 7, said during a live chat that she has trouble separating her work and home life.
“How do you live with five other girls and not have sex with them?” she said.
Fresh from Chicago, Hill’s been in Los Angeles for only three weeks. But she’s been quite the busybody since her arrival. She’s already completed seven scenes and says she wasn’t even nervous for her first shoot. Her hunger for humping and fearless attitude may be attributed to her former career as a stripper.
“I really don’t have a problem with taking my clothes off and showing people stuff,” she said.
Hill says the best thing about being in porn so far is that she gets to meet interesting people and, well, have sex with them. She doesn’t do anal quite yet, but is willing to have her cooch penetrated by fellow pornies with good hygiene.
“Anyone with a clean or dick and I’m cool,” she said.
According to Hill, her girl-on-girl attraction is so strong she’d rather fulfill a fantasy of having sex on top of the Sears Tower with a woman rather than a man.
“It’s more risky with toys,” she said.
And toys she sure does like -- especially when they involve her roommates, too. Hill says the last orgasm she had was just hours before the chat, when a roomie jumped onto her in bed and got a little frisky.
“We started going at it and ended up with a lot of oral, and vibrators and dildos all over the place. That was my morning,” she reminisced.
Visitors at the House of Horny may be lucky enough to get a similar wake-up call, but after breakfast will most likely have to return the favor.
“If you do our dishes, you have to do them naked” she warned, adding, “just like we do.”
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Very, very NSFW link: http://www.ladirectmodels.com/image...rl=Halia%20Hill
I think this was my favorite line:
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Porn is ing hysterical. :stongue: |
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