| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
So how many people have you killed with your own bare hands in the army? |
none. i'm not in the army.
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
do you crush newborn terrorist children with your bare hands ? |
no, again, i'm not in the army.
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
guys, don't under estimate his powerz. he's the weatherman. |
you have no idea what weather superpowers i am capable of...
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
how many men have you got under you, Will ?
lol |
ironically enough, your gay attempt failed, as all my troops are actually female
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Did you ever spend 4 years in a Vietnamese POW camp locked in a tiger cage with a watch up your ass? |
no, we don't all have the same sexual fetishes as you
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
he has the powerz to drown his own men in flash floods and send them into tornadoes. |
true story.
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
so why aren't weathermen required to be deployed in Iraq ? |
no one is *REQUIRED* to be deployed. it's an all volunteer force. besides, the air force does all of the army and air force support weatherwise, so we have multiple people that get deployed all over the world. in fact, we have a weather guy in djubudi africa, right now. i am currently not eligible to be deployed, soley based on the job i'm @ right now. doens't make sense to send someone w/ no experience to lead troops in a forward deployed environment now, does it?
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
cause the weather there looks the same every day |
that's also pretty far from the truth. the middle east goes through weather patterns similar to a norweigen cyclone model....just amplified a little differently.
| quote: | Originally posted by inconspicuous
boo you guys made him leave. |
no, i'm here, just trying to answer everyone's question. i should just make a thread, really. but i don't want to deal w/ the bull of ignorance towards the military, especially towards my job of which none of you really know what i do (and really, about 99% of you don't care either, because you have your own personal falicies about the military, especially the US's). |
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