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::-:: *Random * Talking * on * TA* ::-:: (pg. 1882)
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| tubularbills |
i won $13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooooooooo!!!!!!
lol, i lost $20 on the stupid wheel of fortune $.25 machine right off the bat. so i was like, it, here i come dollar machines!
first max bet of $3 on the dollar machine, i got the lucky spinner thingy....and won $30! then i played a little more, and got up to $93 (off of $20). so i was like, yeah, i'm up $33! (i walked in with $60).
so i'm walking towards the change machine to cash in the ticket, and i played another $20 on another $1 machine, and lost it all. so i was like, this, i'm up $13, i'll leave.
all within like 20 mins.
haha, i like how i'm excited over $13 |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i won $13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooooooooo!!!!!!
lol, i lost $20 on the stupid wheel of fortune $.25 machine right off the bat. so i was like, it, here i come dollar machines!
first max bet of $3 on the dollar machine, i got the lucky spinner thingy....and won $30! then i played a little more, and got up to $93 (off of $20). so i was like, yeah, i'm up $33! (i walked in with $60).
so i'm walking towards the change machine to cash in the ticket, and i played another $20 on another $1 machine, and lost it all. so i was like, this, i'm up $13, i'll leave.
all within like 20 mins.
haha, i like how i'm excited over $13 |
Lol, you were only there for 20 mins? Turbo gambling! :haha:
No you can afford to buy me a beer :p |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Lol, you were only there for 20 mins? Turbo gambling! :haha:
No you can afford to buy me a beer :p |
i know, it kind of sucks winning right away....because i wanted to stay out....but i was ahead $33 and was like, , i'm not going to get more....and i'd hate to lose all of it.
that's really the way to go tho - i mean, quit while you're comfortably ahead, you know? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i know, it kind of sucks winning right away....because i wanted to stay out....but i was ahead $33 and was like, , i'm not going to get more....and i'd hate to lose all of it.
that's really the way to go tho - i mean, quit while you're comfortably ahead, you know? |
Damn right it's the way to go.
Always remember, they want you to stay and gamble ;) |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Damn right it's the way to go.
Always remember, they want you to stay and gamble ;) |
98% PAYBACK!!! 98% PAYBACK!!!
(which means if you play $1.00, the odds are in your favor of getting $0.98 back). which means you're losing $0.02 each time you press that button. (on average). |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
98% PAYBACK!!! 98% PAYBACK!!!
(which means if you play $1.00, the odds are in your favor of getting $0.98 back). which means you're losing $0.02 each time you press that button. (on average). |
What? No casino on earth would have a 98% win rate :wtf:
More like 1% |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
What? No casino on earth would have a 98% win rate :wtf:
More like 1% |
nono, you see, it's not a "win" rate. it's the average amount you'd get back IF you won. | quote: | | A 98% payback machine will, on the average, return 98% of every dollar played through it. | (source ) |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
nono, you see, it's not a "win" rate. it's the average amount you'd get back IF you won. (source ) |
Oh ok, I see what you mean.
The odds of you winning still aren't very good though :p |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Oh ok, I see what you mean.
The odds of you winning still aren't very good though :p |
lol, exactly. which is why when i won, i was like, "cash me the out now!" |
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| EvilTree |
You play slot machines at a casino?
LAME!
Learn to play some classy games like craps or hold'em or something.
Slot machine is for old people, just like bingo |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
You play slot machines at a casino?
LAME!
Learn to play some classy games like craps or hold'em or something.
Slot machine is for old people, just like bingo |
i like playing poker and blackjack and stuff, but i don't feel like i'm good enough to play it at the tables. i know that you tend to have better odds at the tables, but until i'm 100% sure i know what i'm doing, then i'll stick w/ the slots.
to me, anyways, poker's more of a game you play w/ your buddies for like $20 or something. |
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| mezzir |
| blackjack ftmfw :D |
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