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| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
so apparently some gent I know who goes to Georgia Southern has a friend there (I bet you would've never believed that). This friend recently went to the doctor because his gluts hurt (especially the sphincter part) and he wanted to figure out whether he had 'roids, or something in that regard. The doctor examined him and afterward asked him this awkward, startling, and rather pertinent interrogative, "How long have you been engaging in anal sex?"
Bewildered, he replied, "I haven't, doctor, I'm not like that."
The doctor insisted and the friend continued to refute the claims. In any case, he was wholly perplexed by the whole situation and, in turn, became suspicious of everyone. Namely, HIS roomate(s). He began to sift through his roomate(s)' belongings only to discover a bottle of ether. Not to mention, this bottle was over two-thirds empty. A red flag appeared almost instantly and he then decided to file a complaint with the police.
Soon after reporting that he suspected his roomate(s) had been knocking him out with ether and then butting him while he was asleep, unbeknownst, and therefore none the wiser, the police went ahead and incarcerated his roomate(s). The roomate(s) are awaiting trial and I think are going to spend the duration in jail unless someone can post bail. |
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