| Theresa |
So, I was at the bar last weekend, and I had been drinking for the first time since well before my surgery.
As I am dancing away with some girlfriends of mine... pretty drunkenly I must admit, some guy walks up to me and says "hey, do you like salad?"
And I immediately reply with a song, dance and all:
"YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD! YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!!"
Of course, my girlfriends and I all bust out into laughter, and this guy just looks at us with this confused and bewildered gaze. I look at him and say "HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN THE SIMPSONS?!?"
And he's like "umm, yea?"
And as I dance to my own little tune, I sing once again:
"YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD! YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!!"
He then looks at me and says "I just wanted to know if you like ranch or ceaser!?"
Un-phased by this change of conversational direction, I reply as if it is obvious "RANCH!!"
He pauses, and then says "Makes sense."
At this point, he has completely lost my interest, and the three of us girls are just losing our minds about how hilarious the whole interaction was. He kind of stands there waiting for one of us to acknowledge that he is still there, and then finally decides to walk away looking quite dejected.
It was awesome.
Unfortunately I cannot locate a video that shows the clip from the Simpsons where Bart is singing this. If someone can find it, it would be appreciated :) |
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