| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Two things:
1) All men are, some are just cheaper than others (and not very good)
2) Have him dig a 6ft hole in your backyard, hit him with the shovel and fill it in, don't tell anyone. Just tell us when he has 'moved on' and we'll get it. |
1) good to know.
2) don't tempt me...
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
1. Do tell, you whore.
2. Kick his ass out already!
Edit: Ok, Lilith's #2 was better. |
1) i normally don't like to talk much about my sexual escapades, so let's just say, i had a good time. and there was no money involved.
2) ing he's in the process of moving away, and says, "you don't happen to have a shower curtain do you? my place didn't come with one."
"only the one hanging up"
"oh, well is it ok if i shower here the today and tomorrow?"
"you can buy them at walmart."
"are they open 24/7?"
*HOLY ARE YOU THAT DENSE*
"yes, the one across the barskdale bridge is"
"oh..." *long pause* "...oh ok"
i just got back from my sexcapade, and i noticed his bedroom light was on, but no one home. i took a video before he got back. lemme upload it real quick |
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