| tubularbills |
what happened to the strip club thread?
| quote: | originally posted by klangklangWell I visited Crazy Rock tonight I give it a failing grade.
There are some beauties to be found but it's one of the most uptight clubs (regular or strip) that I've ever been in. Of course I'll keep going back because it's 10 minutes away from home but that's besides the point.
All the girls are white except for a couple. No hispanics/latinas that I could pin point. 1 possible greek beauty, but her ethnicity went unconfirmed.
5 dollar cover, 10 dollar dances, the drinks are moderately priced.
The dj said: "if you dont got no money then you get no honey."
I managed to get minimal honey by 1 girl and the bartender.
There are always a couple dozen guys sitting alone in crazy rock, the ratio is atrocious. This is a "girls' club" with many guys sitting alone and lazy, hot, snobby white girls working at a snails pace, and at their own place.
I was not approached for a dance. I saw about 20-30 guys who sat alone the entire time I was there (45 minutes).
I created a function in my head to explain the phenomena I viewed in crazy rock (really what the hell else was I going to think about).
I looked at it from a hot white girls point of view and mindset, along with the location of the club and the mindset of a w/sw burbs average joe's mindset.
I explain cr by the function: cr = 3 * gpov (girl's point of view) + 2 * loc (location) + mpov (males point of view).
First define the constants. The girls are american, female, mostly attractive, and caucasian, dancing in a strip club for money. It can follow that she suffers from some psychological impairment, dislikes the company of men, and is there to suck money. The dj declared it to be so: "no money no honey."
Next, define the location. In the entire SW burbs, crazy rock is the only club in a passable area of town (consider skybox, club o, and the clubs up in the western burbs).
Now those who read this post and forum I consider to be an enlightened demographic, but think of the average hard up joe in the burbs. He refuses to travel to Harvey or any other "bad neighborhood," so a club such as crazy rock services most of the west and sw burbs. Polekatz draws only a local south side crowd, as these suburbanites view the near sw burbs (oak lawn, bridgeveiw, burbank) as "white trash."
Last, define the male mindset. He wants honey. He may have a couple hundred bucks to spend. He does not monger, the girls in crazy rock are the closet thing hell ever get to touching a bona fide hot chick. He cannot talk to any woman in the real world, he hopes that 1 dancer will sit and talk to him and he'll be "the one she really likes."
It must be stated that african american girls can substantially affect the dynamic in a club as they often bring some human contact into the equation. Most pretty caucasians in strip clubs follow a strict algorithm to extract the maximum amount of cash possible at any cost.
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