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Po Polsku Ktosz? (pg. 22)
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| SebTheDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by bluE_Neon
kurwa hiszpan sie podnieca haha :tongue2 |
HHAhahahahahah |
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| Projekt4.o |
Okej ludziska wrocilem z dosc dlugiego pobytu w Polandii/Jabolandii.
Nawet fajnie, co wam bede mowic, wodka tanie i pifko tez. Debowe Mocne Rulez. Moja mapa dziala, jak cos to moge ja podreperowac
Wisla Krakow Pany.
NIECHCIANE DZIECKO WLODARZY MIASTA - WASZA NIENAWISC UMACNIA NASZA SILE |
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| extulas |
| Polen ist scheisse. Deutscher Stolz! |
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| TranceGiant |
| quote: | Originally posted by extulas
Polen ist scheisse. Deutscher Stolz! |
Are you for reaL? |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Blik
closed because 99% of this forum can't read this...
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| DJ_Skaya |
| quote: | Originally posted by extulas
Polen ist scheisse. Deutscher Stolz! |
Haha, I'm german, but that's just silly! |
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| vmc |
| quote: | Originally posted by extulas
Polen ist scheisse. Deutscher Stolz! |
you're a racist. :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by extulas
Polen ist scheisse. Deutscher Stolz! |
What the is wrong with German people? :D |
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| Agatka |
Dzien dobry panstwu,
Wlasnie sie zapisalam do waszej forum...
i chcialam sie wam przedstawic.
Mam na imie Agatka i mieszkam w Kanadzie. Pisze i mowie po Polsku...ale dlatego ze tylko skonczylam druga klase w Polsce tez robie bledy :stongue:
Bardzo lubie Trance juz od dlugiego czasu...zaczelo sie to od "Greece 2000 -three drives on vynil" - and the rest is history.
Anyways,
Happy Valentines Guys! |
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| igottaknow |
Did you know Araham Lincoln was polish.
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| cap |
ok that's enough
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?
A: Someone stole the book.
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Polish firing squad, stands in a circle.
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
Polish kamikaze flew 48 successful missions.
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside a
theater? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!
Q: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?
A: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
Q: How do you keep a Polak in suspense? |
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| igottaknow |
^^^
:rolleyes:
ROTLFMAO very funny I got most of the jokes and I'm not even polish!
here's a few more to keep the party going:
Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He
drives around all the time waving at the rednecks. One day the
rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say "If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass." They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and he is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing. They walk over to him and ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car."
He says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times."
Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear
hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR
LEFT" so they went home.
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German
soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each
climing a tree. When the Germans arrive, they go to the first tree
where the English guy is, and shout, "We know you're up there; come
down."
The English guy, thinking fast, says, "Twit, twit, twit..."
The Germans, thinking that it's a bird, move on to the next
tree where the French guy is and once again shout, "We know you're up
there; come down."
The French guy, thinking fast, says, "Woo, woo, woo..."
The Germans, thinking that it's an owl, move on to the next
tree where the Polish guy is and once again shout, "We know you're up
there; come down."
The Polish guy thinks for a while and then says, "Moo, moo,
moo..."
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger,
when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal
may not be working. He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping
out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Polish guy
steps out and stands in front of the car.
The English guy turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it
working?"
To which the Polish guy responds, "Yes, it's working....No,
it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...." |
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