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Workout Thread IV (pg. 160)
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
ill get a SuperShuttle to drive to your house and then ill tell them to wait for a second as I slash all of your ing tires ;) then ill drive to mom and dads house and drink all the liquor in their cabinet FOR FREE |
I know you're too destitute to grasp this concept but i have a *garage*. Garages protect things like *cars*. So I'm afraid you won't be slashing my tires.
But let's pretend I leave my garage door open. I'll hear that monstrous Super Shuttle pulling in and grab a knife from the kitchen. I'll let you have the satisfaction of slashing 1 of my tires then I'll burst out the door screaming with a knife in my hand.
You'll already be sweating furiously due to your morbid obesity and will look at me with sheer terror, face glistening in the industrial garage light. you'll start to waddle away but my near perfect body will catch you almost instantly. Then I'll shiv the ever-loving out of your left kidney.
You with me you with yourself. *draws thumb across throat threateningly* |
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| chimera66 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
ill get a SuperShuttle to drive to your house and then ill tell them to wait for a second as I slash all of your ing tires ;) then ill drive to mom and dads house and drink all the liquor in their cabinet FOR FREE |
SuperShuttle sucks @ss...I would rather take the subway |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
I know you're too destitute to grasp this concept but i have a *garage*. Garages protect things like *cars*. So I'm afraid you won't be slashing my tires.
But let's pretend I leave my garage door open. I'll hear that monstrous Super Shuttle pulling in and grab a knife from the kitchen. I'll let you have the satisfaction of slashing 1 of my tires then I'll burst out the door screaming with a knife in my hand.
You'll already be sweating furiously due to your morbid obesity and will look at me with sheer terror, face glistening in the industrial garage light. you'll start to waddle away but my near perfect body will catch you almost instantly. Then I'll shiv the ever-loving out of your left kidney.
You with me you with yourself. *draws thumb across throat threateningly* |
You forgot to eat him for protein. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
You forgot to eat him for protein. |
psh, i'd get more off a partially digested Slim Jim :rolleyes: |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
psh, i'd get more off a partially digested Slim Jim :rolleyes: |
:haha: |
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| Orbax |
| i ate a donut and some burritos today. If you tried to catch me id spray some oily discharge at you and scuttle off into the darkness |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
i ate a donut and some burritos today. If you tried to catch me id spray some oily discharge at you and scuttle off into the darkness |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| chach |
| I wanna do juice, my friend is massive from one cycle. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
I wanna do juice, my friend is massive from one cycle. |
You're a tool if you do, IMO. |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
You're a tool if you do, IMO. |
:(
I wanna be massive though... |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
:(
I wanna be massive though... |
Then work at it hard man. Get some satisfaction out of it, rather than knowing you're only huge from 'cheating.' |
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